(typically during a party setting) the tactic of pretending to be way more weird, intoxicated, or f-cked up than you actually are in attempts to throw off an unwanted flirt.
“hey dude are you feeling okay?”
“nah yo. this girl’s following me everywhere, got me playing nope-a-dope tryin to shake off the hoe”
“oh sh-t, i got you fam. i’ll play along.”
- d*ck dating
when you’re only dating somebody for their d-ck “hey have you seen stephanie’s new boyfriend?” “yeah, but she’s just d-ck dating him”
someone’s who’s so afraid to look at the needle while having their blood drawn, and becomes combative. my patient went hemobalistic when she glanced down as the needle was being inserted.
overly defensive due to a lack of self confidence. just an observation not a judgement (ha ha) my spellcheck turned “gamification” into gasification and i got immediately jewfended until i could go look it up. don’t be mad at me, i’m a jew so i can use the term without feeling guilty. but to be […]
- tyler clark
he is very nice and cute, but very dirtyminded him: man i lost my girlfriend to tyler clark and i am p-ssed what does he have that i dont?? friend: a very dirty mind and the niceness and cuteness
when a man looks s-xy with or without a beard. he’s so fine, with or without facial hair, he’s ambeardextrious. a man that looks good either with or without a beard. my man looks good with a beard. he shaved it off and he looks just as s-xy. he is ambeardextrious !