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• Orgasmic Shit

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• fuck me till Tuesday

  an expression of disbelief. an expression of disappointment. an expression of anger. an invitation to an attractive member of the opposite s-x for a long fun filled weekend. h-rny guy: “hi, i was standing over there admiring your beauty when the thought came to me that maybe you would like come to my place for […]

• Slopped Out

  when a female has s-x numerous times a day and her vigina is stretched out from all the entries. or from having s-x with a guy who has a very large p-n-s. man i had this chick last night and she was all slopped out. felt like scr-w-ng a jar of mayonnaise.

• pants ponies

  the s-xually transmitted disease also known as crabs. often refers to the larger, more dangerous critters glenn, you know that girl i hooked up with last night? yeah, she had a vicious case of pants ponies

• pantsplosion

  a pantsplosion occurs when you sh-t yourself with such violent ferocity that feces erupts from the beltline of your pants. this is usually the result of being incontinent when wearing tighty-whities (the sh-t just has nowhere else to go). person1: dude, what the h-ll? your back is covered with sh-t! person2: yeah, i ate too […]

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