pantsplosion
a pantsplosion occurs when you sh-t yourself with such violent ferocity that feces erupts from the beltline of your pants. this is usually the result of being incontinent when wearing tighty-whities (the sh-t just has nowhere else to go).
person1: dude, what the h-ll? your back is covered with sh-t!
person2: yeah, i ate too many rancid gas station hot dogs and couldn’t make it to the can before pantsplosion.
person2: dude, it’s up to your shoulder blades?
person1: word!
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