Nordi


nordi’s are people who live in the north of luxembourg.

the north of luxembourg begins at “walferdange”. it is well know that the nordi’s are mostly farmers and not very educated. they are the redneck of luxembourg with a love to b-st–lity.

a long tradition says that if you see a nordi you will not get married in the next 3 years.
oh this stupid one he is a real nordi

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