Nordic Tug


while you are walking down a road or any public place you whip out your d-ck and walk at an awkward pace while slowly whacking off. you will then have completed a nordic tug.
while the two bros were walking down the road on the way to starf-cks. they both decided it was time for a nordic tug down the road

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