norfolk
the home of the largest navy base in the world, and the reason va beach even exists
norfolk, va, the heart of hampton roads
county in england
flat county
the independent city of norfolk, virginia.
pr-nounced nor-f-ck.
now being referred to as “the f-ck”.
better than virginia beach. (aka “the beach”)
full of squids, chumps, artists, trash, punks, poseurs, thugs, and all the beautiful women in the world.
literally goes harder than said world.
and everyone from everywhere seems as if they’re just p-ssing through this h-ll hole in the adventure that is their life. but in the end, this is where they’ll end up staying… for the rest of their future generations, until bouncing baby boys enlist and are delivered elsewhere.
but, no, yeah this is a big navy town
and it’s old as h-ll.
natives give love. the rest don’t.
and you will die in this city whether
you’re killed or laid peacefully to rest.
norfolk kid: “bout to be headed back into the f-ck.”
virginia beach kid: “bro, f-ck norfolk and f-ck you.”
norfolk kid: “…typical rude -ss vb kid.”
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