Norling
noun: a silverback of northern european ancestry, indigenous and endemic to the central texas area.
verb: to use surprising cunning against and prevail.
noun: check out that norling over there, i hear he has five sacks!
verb: truant wanted to succeed at his last job, but he got norlinged by his hosebeast boss.
kick -ss guy. can beat up anyone anytime.
“that guy called you gay! call for norling!”
“i saw norling and cr-ped my pants”
strong to the weak; will master you as if to “own” you; comes from the latin: “ibucus owneric youbica”
“they won’t move that satellite dish???…go get norling!!!
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