Norm MacDonald


hilarious. harsh, biting sarcasm. former host of snl weekend news. norm produced the best comeback line of all time as a guest on the late show with conan o’brien. see below:
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best comeback line
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(conan asks courtney thorne-smith what the t-tle of her new movie co-starring carrot top is)

norm: if it has carrot top in it, it should be called box office poison.
thorne-smith: no, it’s called chairman of the board. there, make fun of that. (smith resumes talking to conan)
norm: -brief pause- i bet the “board” is spelled b.o.r.e.d.
conan: uncontrollable laughter.

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hosting snl after being fired from the show
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norm macdonald: when the people here asked me to do the show, i’ve got to say, i felt kind of weird. i don’t know if you remember this, but i used to actually be on this show. i used to do the “weekend update” news routine, you remember that? that’s where i did the make-believe news jokes. that was me, you know? so then, a year and a half ago, i had sort of a disagreement with the management at nbc. i wanted to keep my job. right? and they felt the exact opposite. they fired me because they said that i wasn’t funny. now, with most jobs, i could have had a h-ll of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. so, they got me. but, now, this is the weird part, it’s only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. so i wondered, how did i go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that i’m now hosting the show? how did i suddenly get so godd-mn funny?! it was inexplicable to me, because, let’s face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! then it occurred to me, i haven’t gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! so, yeah, i’m funny compared to, you know, what you’ll see later. okay, so let’s recap, the bad news is: i’m still not funny. the good news is: the show blows! alright, folks, we’ve got a great show for you tonight! dr. dre, snoop doggie dogg and eminem are here. we’ll be right back!

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