normal expenses


1. rubbers, condoms, abortions, etc

2. a post-craigslist std test/pregnancy test

3.a paying for her when you go on a date, possibly to a hotel room

3.b getting in a taxi to make that date possible.

4. buying her five drinks when it i’ll probably take ten to make her f-ck you

5. craigslist inspired phrase that is difficult to comprehend.

6.
“i am looking for a open minded best friend who will help me, not looking for escorts or to have to pay someone other than normal expenses.”

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