normandy park, washington is a small bedroom community between seattle and tacoma. it’s along puget sound with large homes on huge lots. several creeks run through the city, and there are lots of tall trees. it’s very conservative and parents are very protective of their kids. it’s also a very rich city. growing up in normandy park is like growing up in bellevue.
“hey man, want to hang out late tonight at the mall? ”
“no, sorry, my parents want me home by 10pm.”
“oh i forgot, man, you live in normandy park. “
- brazilian rain forest
when you set a woman p-b-s on fire, and try to put it out with c-m. i heard you got a brazilian wax, ever had a brazilian rain forest?
- grouper hats
a daisy chain of six men, inside each other kn-b to bottom, bouncing around the atlantic ocean. “we were on freds boat, but i was left out of the grouper hats because they wanted an even number.”
- passion punch
fisting with your heart and soul i p-ssion punched her bro – fisted? no bro i put my heart into it, she’s the one!
- young buddy
when you’re referring to your friend who graduated from the same college as you, just a few years earlier who is coming with you to the basketball game? i’m bringing up my young buddy, kevin, cl-ss of ’14. we are going to kick it in the big city.
- freak you
a censored version of “f-ck you” when you show your ring finger instead of your middle one. -you suck.. -freak you (showing your ring finger to another person).