Norris Ball


drinking game consisting of two or four combatants divided into two teams. game is played on a flat board with a huge picture of chuck norris in his finest canadian tuxedo on it. combatants attempt to toss one of chuck norris’s t-st-cl-s shaped like a ping-pong ball into one of the opposing teams beer filled cups. if said t-st-cl- enters the opposing teams cup, the opposing team must consume the beer in that cup before play can resume. game continues until one team is out of cups…and drunk. see beer-pong. -note- under ideal circ-mstances, the “chuck norris song” from snl must be played continuously for the duration of play. norris ball may not be played, under any circ-mstances, until the norris “principles for life” have been read and agreed upon by all eligible combatants.
“hey mike, get off your lazy -ss and get dominated at some norris ball”

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