Norris dick
the act of gaining an erection while watching a chuck norris film. a rigid formation in the trousers while viewing braddock: missing in action iii. the aroma -ssociated with norris d-ck; i.e. the pong of norris’ disgusting odor from his balloon knot. the act of gaining norris d-ck, whereas a mans stab becomes erect due to a gathering of chuck norris memorabilia, including, but not limited to, autographed footb-lls and signed spleens.
as samuels’s stomach hemorrhaged profusely, he garnered norris d-ck during the viewing of lone wolf mcquade.
b-tter and cognac are beneficial to any young man in the throws of norris d-ck.
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