Norris
(to pull a)(n) something believed impossible. originated from chuck norris and his g-d-like stature.
guy 1: dude! that guy just walked away from a 3 story fall!
guy 2: he totally pulled a norris!
a certain particular feeling that one can get sent into by rage or skill. only one man has ever gone “norris” of course this being chuck norris
once you go norris, it is inhumanly impossible to go back
another word for the male genitalia, in other words a p-n-s!!!
suck my norris!!!
lick my norris!!!
you’re a norris!!!
a last name that not only gets you loved by all your teachers by calling you chuck but n-body would ever want to start a fight with you because of your fearful last name!
i want to beat up that kid over there.
“don’t do it man he’s/she’s a norris!!”
norris was born and raised in saskatchewan. this means she can drink beer like it’s water, fix anything with duct tape and wire, and carries a knife in her car. caution: skills include the ability to accidentally break/ruin/destroy random objects or bring self-harm by not living in reality.
way to norris the board game!
to bail out on plans with family or friends because of completely unrelated matters.
past tense – norrised
my cousin just ate the last slice of pizza so i’m gonna norris out of your bachelor party in vegas
girl who is great in bed and loves to have fun all night long.
dude, i’d like to get with her! she’s a total norris.
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