North Allegheny

north allegheny is a school district serving the northern pittsburgh area. it is the home of the 2011 wpial aaaa football champions, the tigers. unfortunately, this fact leads many ignorant, academically challenged students to believe that “north allegheny invented swagger”. it has since been ridiculed and used as a joke. if north allegheny was located closer to inner city school such as carrick, where gang bangs and gun fights go down daily, perhaps this saying would be eliminated.
ken: north allegheny invented swagger!!!1!
rob: thats what i’ve heard…
north allegheny is a school near pittsburgh, pennsylvania that is known for the -ssholes that go there. its students have an endless reputation for being cl-ssless, c-cky -ssholes. the girls who attend na are undoubtedly all sl-ts, and the boys are all rich white trash. student athletes from north allegheny believe (along with the entire student population, for that matter) that they are the f-cking sh-t.

if you’re affiliated with any other school in the world and you’re at an na game, you will support the other team. why? because no one wants to cheer for a team full of c-cky, pothead douchebags who will amount to nothing after high school because they’re dumb as sh-t.
summary? north allegheny is a filthy rich school full of filthy sh-tty, trashy, c-cky kids who think they’re better than everyone.
joe: did you hear about the kid that called that adult a f-ggot and tried to confront him in public? it was so trashy.
tim: i bet he goes to north allegheny.
joe: you bet he does. what a f-cking douchebag.

rita: i walked past na’s student section to say hi to my grandma and they spit on me.
jenna: that’s just what they do. they have no cl-ss.
stupidess god d-mned school district ever to have schools anywhere!!the people who work for north allegheny should all just f-ck themselves since they have nothing better to do but sit on their rose white wide -sses and work at north allegheny for half their lives!!wow sounds like fun!!the school distrist should just all burn and explode!!no one’s going to miss it!!
north allegheny sucks major -ss!!
the best person ever goes to this school, but he is graduating this year. you probably dont know him. only because you arent cool enough to. this kid is possibly the most amazing person on this planet. i just love him with my entire heart. y’all shouldnt hate on north allegheny because you’re poor and live in the equivalent of missouri’s boothill in a doublewide. go cry about it to your daddy working in a coal mine.
person: do you know the coolest person ever?
2ndperson: does he go to north allegheny?
person: yeah.
2ndperson: its not possible for me to know him. i live in the equivalent of missouri’s boothill in a doublewide. i cry about it to my daddy who works in a coal mine. im far too poor and uncool to know him. i hate because im not cool enough to know him.
the best person ever goes there; hes graduating this year, which is bad news for you all. he surp-sses everything i thought that a person could be. i love him with all my heart. now you probably dont know him but only because you arent cool enough to. and you shouldnt rip on north allegheny.. you all just shouldnt hate because you’re poor and live in the equivalent of missouri’s boothill in a doublewide. go cry about it to your daddy working in a coal mine.
person: do you know the coolest person ever?
2ndperson: does he go to north allegheny?
person: yeah.
2ndperson: its impossible for me to know him. i’m too poor! i live in the equivalent of missouri’s boothill in a doublewide. i cry about it to my daddy who works in a coal mine. i hate because im not cool enough to know him.
the best person ever goes there. you probably dont know him. only because you arent cool enough to. y’all shouldnt hate because you’re poor and live in the equivalent of missouri’s boothill in a doublewide. go cry about it to your daddy working in a coal mine.
person: do you know the coolest person ever?
2ndperson: does he go to north allegheny?
person: yeah.
2ndperson: no i live in the equivalent of missouri’s boothill in a doublewide. i cry about it to my daddy who works in a coal mine. i hate because im not cool enough to know him.