North Reading
rich white town in m-ss outside of boston dominated by:
-the boy’s soccer team and football team
– wannabe gangsta white kids with tim’s and overpriced designer pocket books
-teenagers who buy sh-tty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
-soccer mom’s stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
go north reading hornets! oh wow you live in north reading! you must be rich!!
formerly 2/3 farm land in northeastern m-ssachusetts. dialing a phone back in the 70s only consisted of 5 numbers. now you must dial an area code, exchange, number and press (1) for english. was once able to ride down the main street on a bike wearing a blindfold while picking your nose. now in the new millennium there is a wendy’s, macdonald’s and a wal-mart with gulls circling around the parking lots. even though there is multi-million dollar homes you still need the spanish-english dictionary if you want to buy a burger. kids bring weapons to school in their parents bmws or mercedes and pop oxycontin like candy from a pez dispenser. all the original townies still think it is 1980 and they wear tight jeans and have mullets. all the new rich people are stuck up f-cks that think their sh-t don’t stink, and the cross-over people that cut their mullets off became stuck up c-nts.
north reading used to be a nice little town with quiet safe streets, but now it is just an over populated, forest ruining, money hungry jones following city.
1.town of complete f-cking dominance, everyone is f-cking boss, and sports is the best. no one takes any sh-t, especially from the -ssholes in lynnfield. not to be mistaken with the most f-cking awesome place evar.
2. town controlled by sh-tty schools. nuff said
oh wow i wana live in north reading its so f-cking awesome.
wow i hope our town isnt like north reading schools.
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