North woodmere
a small town in valley stream ny. this town is primary jewish and contains at least 79% stoners. there is a local shopping center where jerry’s bagels is located. it kicks -ss! go check it out. the town seems to be gradually increasing with russians out of know where but w.e. on weekends kids roam the streets looking for weed and for some odd enough reason have not been introduced to cocain yet. this own has it own park which people from the town generally dont go to since there is the possibility of people jumped.
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