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the most sophisticated, erudite, educated and cultured areas of the united states. ethnically diverse, with major universities and inst-tutions of art and music. urbane to the nth degree. encomp-ssing the district of columbia and the states of maryland, delaware, pennsylvania, new jersey, new york, m-ssachusetts, connecticut, rhode island, vermont, new hampshire, and maine.
tour the northeast and get a positive experience and education.
a small town in north western pennsylvania known for its meth, ganja, and grapes. every winter mother nature takes a four foot sh-t of snow on this town and the schools never close as long as the superintendant can get there in her four-wheel drive suv.

downtown consists of a pop machine and fat -ss cops busting kids for skating and smoking reefer and loitering around the few small pieces of civilization that exist.

this town is the pennsylvania capitol for beaners and degos. every person is related in some way or another and indulges in incestuous s-x at one point in their lives. there also is a pizza shop on every corner and an italian resturaunt on top of every pizza shop.

most likely the most sh-t–ss town you will ever p-ss through on your way to the even sh-ttier erie, or buffalo, ny.
d-mn, joe! i just p-ssed through the most sh-t–ss town, north east, on the way to buffalo! i just saw lucy having s-x with her sons,rolling around in dego grease and pepperoni b-lls!
the northeast of the united states:

maine, vermont, new hampshire, new york, m-ssachusetts, conneticut, new jersey, pennsylvania, rhode island, maryland, and delaware.

– accents vary, new york, philadelphian, boston, and new jersian are among the most noticable accents up here.

– if your from jersey or pennsylvania you call it a sh-r- not a beach.

– we know what snow looks like and freeze our -sses off during the winter.

– we consider nyc the capital of everything.

– there are some ghetto cities like camden, baltimore, some beautiful cities like nyc, boston, philly, and lots of rich suburbs.

– lots of divirsity, whites, blacks, latinos, asians, all live here.

– in jersey lots of malls, and suprisingly good beaches with huge waves.

– people are pretty accepting, like i said we are diverse.

if i wanna go to a great city, i’ll go to boston. than i wanna shop so i will hit up nyc. after that i will get water ice in philly, and go to jersey to buy stuff at that mall, go catch some waves down the sh-r-, and get mugged in camden. northeast has everything, mad love for jersey, philly, nyc, las vegas, atlanta, and rest of the u.s
also called “no teef”, maryland because most of its inhabitants are absent teeth.
north east should be named “no teef” as it more adequately describes the sh-thole.
c-ckney rhyming slang meaning to go for a slash or urinate
g-d, i couldnt half do with a north east
where all the black and old people live in el paso, tx
person 1:wanna go to carmike in the northeast?

person 2:so i get stuck behind old people on the highway driving slow and get shot by black people at the same time? naw im good.