another name for “canada,” due to all the millions of brown people from muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, christian makeup.
person 1: “dude, i went to canada last week, and all i saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans.”
person 2: “bro, you didn’t go to “canada.” you were in “northern afghanistan.”
the way new york and new jersey italians prnounce “mozzarella”. joey: ya better more some more mutzadel on this pizza or i’m gonna slap ya.
the act of putting old moldy doughnut icing on and old woman’s v-g-n-, and eating it off d-mn man, my girlfriend just watched me give her mom a truecaptiandoughnut
mean person who steals my twisters!! she is such a tommasina.
this is when everything that can go wrong, does go wrong. my interview was such a clumberbuster
- mac queer
anyone who thinks macs are superior to pc and thus is h-m-s-xual by internet law. jimmies: mac is more reliable than pc! bob: silence mac queer