Northern Belle
women who unfortunately live in the northern half of the united states. although they may have the appearance of a southern belle…don’t let them fool you. characteristics of these rare creatures include the following:
1. fast eaters
2. hate shopping
3. wear sweatpants (but make them look gooood)
4. don’t have to “put on” their face (because they already have a nice face)
5. bad drivers
look mommy, is that a real life northern belle???
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