Northern Lehigh School District


a school district located in slatington, pa. it is known for it’s odd subst-tute teachers, and spending way too much money in its athletic programs. the music department is almost completely ignored, and is diminishing. the students know that they are in a horrible district, and they cannot escape it.
northern lehigh school district is a black hole absorbing the hopes and dreams of students.

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