Northern Manscaping
derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and tr-mm-ng only hair emerging above the belly b-tton. most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. this is the opposite of southern manscaping, the younger man’s practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a m-ssive sweet beard and long hair.
(old man speaking to young man):
“son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying rogaine to my head in hopes to grow that hair back!” manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
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derived from general term manscaping, this is the process of men grooming and tr-mm-ng only hair emerging above the belly b-tton. most oftentimes seen in men over forty (40) who never engaged in the practice of overall manscaping before but now find themselves requiring extra grooming in the ear, nose, back, chest, neck, and eyebrow areas. this is the opposite of southern manscaping, the younger man’s practice of grooming only the genital area because he is sporting a m-ssive sweet beard and long hair.
(old man speaking to young man):
“son, enjoy your freedom from the razor for as long as you can. northern manscaping has become as much a part of my life as applying rogaine to my head in hopes to grow that hair back!” manscaping hair trim old men masculine southern
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