Northern Somalian Lobster Slap
this s-xual technique is a b-st-rdization of the traditional somalian lobster slap.
during intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
this technique usually does not result in an -rg-sm for anyone but the lobster.
rubber bands on the claws are optional.
man 1: “man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching -rg-sm.”
man 2: “don’t use the northern somalian lobster slap! it doesn’t work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once.”
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
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