noshlift
to shoplift a piece of food, eat it before you get to the cashier, and not pay for it.
the food is there for the taking, on the -ssumption that you’ll let the cashier know you took one and thereby pay for it.
nosh is yiddish for “a snack” and “to snack on” something.
every time i go to temple of zeus, there’s such a long line, so i noshlift a filled croissant from the counter while i wait.
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