northern wanker


anyone above the midlands in england. they are all farmers and wifebeaters, and wear wellington boots to social activities. watch coronation street.
northern w-nker: “alight deeerrr louv coulde get me’a bruuuu aaye?”

translated: “could you get me a cup of tea please?”

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