Northstate
the part of northern california that’s so far north that california doesn’t know that it’s part of california. also known as jefferson or that part of california with nothing in it. pretty much everything in california that’s north of sacramento. the place where california steals its water from. gets its weather reports from oregon and nevada news stations because california abandoned it. it’s colder than oregon. has no cities with more than 100,000 people. has towns with funny names like “bieber,” “weed,” and “yreka.” this is where mount shasta and mount l-ssen are and where the sacramento river starts.
someone from california when in the northstate: what state is this?
someone from the northstate: this is part of california, but everyone here calls it the northstate.
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