why did the chicken cross the road?
a question asked by annoying tw-ts who think theyre funny
annoying tw-t: why did the chicken cross the road?
other guy: i dont f-cking know
often followed by one of many “joke” answers. told by kids under seven.
why did the redneck cross the road?
because he couldn’t get the chicken off his d-ck.
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