Northwest Nap
a very deep sleep where you are unable to hear telephones, text messages, and even the air force.
named to honor the two fine pilots from northwest airlines and there little “in flight snooze”
“dude, i was so tired yesterday afternoon, i took a northwest nap. my girl called me 15 times and i didn’t hear a thing”
falling asleep on the job when entrusted with the lives, safety or property of others.
last night the old train station burned down while the cops parked down the block from it were taking a northwest nap.
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