Norvan
n. 1. one who owns a ferret, owns a silver honda civic, and plays computer games all day. 2. doughnut delivery boy and nympho. 3. ex-gymnast, future lawyer. 4. makes bad decisions when either drunk or high. 5. not a king, not a chief, but a princess.
hi, i’m norvan. i don’t have a heart.
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