Pussypire
the inferior vampire archetype created by stephanie meyer in the twilight series. instead of bursting into flames and dying like a real vampire when stepping out into the sun, they just glisten like a giant p-ssy.
coupled with questionably “good” looks and f-ggoty, cliche one-liners, these bottom dwelling fantasy creatures are often sought after by tweens.
tween: o-m-g! edward is such a hot vampire!!
older brother: edward cullen is a total p-ssypire. if you want real vampires, go check out tom cruise and brad pitt in interview with the vampire.
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