Norwegian Goggles


an act of shame committed upon a p-ssed out person, where the perpetrator places his hairy naked scr-t-m upon the closed eyes of the victim. this must be performed while facing the victim’s feet, so that the p-n-s will naturally fall upon their nose in a manner resembling the noseguard of traditional viking helmets.

syn: roman warrior
“i know ben threatened to teabag me if i fell asleep drunk last night, but i had no idea that he would go for the full norwegian goggles!”

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