Norwegian Napalm



after eating a delicious but spicy norwegian dish the man or woman, during s-x, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner’s genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.
in order to impress his girlfriend emily, tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before s-x. once tom released his norwegian napalm in her v-g-n-l crevice, emily couldn’t sit right for days.

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