Norwegian Pineapple
it’s when you cut the top off of a pineapple, put it on your d-ck and then insert it into a girl’s v-g-n-. note: she must first be warmed up with an appaloosa apricot (covering your b-lls in apricot jelly and then dipping them into a girl’s v-g-n-)
husband – “sweetie, would you like a norwegian pineapple?”
wife – “sure honey, get out the apricot jelly first”
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