Norwegian Tree Trunk
an extremely large and thick p-n-s where the veins are popping out and everything. it ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. it is usually darker brown then the normal p-n-s and is around 2-3 inches wide. hurts like h-ll when having s-x with someone who has one.
guy #1 “hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?”
guy #2 “oh, we never did it.”
guy #1 “why?”
guy #2 “oh, i have a norwegian tree trunk and it wouldn’t fit…”
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