when a male f-cks a female so hard that she cracks her neck and thus receives a serious case of whiplash. common practice in norway but has migrated to asia and the americas. africa has not yet adopted it because let’s face it they got enough sh-t going on.
gary: brad, you smash stephanie yet?
brad: h-ll yeah gary, gave that b-tch a norwegian whiplash last night.
gary: sh-t is she ok?
brad: nah she’s in the hospital cuz she broke 3 vertebrae.
more than a little, but less than a lot. how hungover are you? alottlbit.
- craft tastrophe
a catastrophe that happens while crafting it was a huge craft-tastrophe when the embossing powder fell off of the shelf and spilled everywhere
- kian *ss
lots of terrible things come out of here. just awful, awful things. mostly vegan things but can also be “semi-normal things” “hey man are you doing ok? nah, i’ve got a bad case of kian -ss today”
a boy who can be tough but cries for everything he gets no b-tches to but his family loves him and thats all dujuon suck it up and become tough
- like the clappers
hummin’ along darryl was driving his swift he was going like the clappers good one darryl 👍🏽