Nose Buster
nose buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.
opposite: gut buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.
a nose buster situation:
“excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose.”
“what?”
-(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
“beep!” (chortle chortle)
“your lame.”
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