nose-eurysm
the bl–dy nose the occurs when you are squatting over the toilet to pee in a public restroom and your overly loud fun co-worker spots a doody in a nearby bowl and shouts out loud – “doody with corn” – but you can’t laugh because a snooty co-worker is in the next stall.
the huge piece of corny sh-t in the ladies room was hilarious. because a sn-bby co-worker was in a nearby stall and i was hovering so not to touch the gross bowl with my -ss, i held back a bursting laugh which to my surprise caused a nose-eurysm.
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