nose ring
a piercing on the nose, usually a small stud, and more girls than boys have them
i totally love my new nose ring!
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both girls and guys wear nose rings if they have their nose pierced.
if you are wondering which nostril to get pierced to wear a nose ring… read this:
ettie: hey fret! i really want to get my nose pierced!
fret: so then do it, ettie!
ettie: but i’m not sure which nostril to pierce..
fret: you fool, ettie!
ettie: ..hey!!
fret: k i want you to breathe out air from your nose
ettie: why, what are you going to do to me?
fret: just do it ettie!
ettie: ok, ok! -breathes out air from his nose-
fret: -puts hand on ettie’s nose-
ettie: hey, why did you just touch my nose, fret?
fret: omfgz ettie, you are inauspicious! ahhhhh you are evilllllll evillllll evillllllll!!!!!!
ettie: i am so not evil fret, what are you talking about?
fret: the air you breathed out was released from your right nostril. those who release air from their right nostril are evil.
ettie: omfgz, you serious?
fret: yes, i release air from my left nostril, everyone else i know also release air from their left nostrils! whats wrong with you.. ahhh get away from me you evill evillll monster!
ettie: -tear tear-
fret: -runs away-
ettie: wait you never told me which nostril i should get pierced…
fret: your right nostril… because thats where you release your air from… because you are evil! ..an evil monster!!!!
both girls and guys wear nose rings if they have their nose pierced.
if you are wondering which nostril to get pierced to wear a nose ring… read this:
ettie: hey fret! i really want to get my nose pierced!
fret: so then do it, ettie!
ettie: but i’m not sure which nostril to pierce..
fret: you fool, ettie!
ettie: ..hey!!
fret: k i want you to breathe out air from your nose
ettie: why, what are you going to do to me?
fret: just do it ettie!
ettie: ok, ok! -breathes out air from his nose-
fret: -puts hand on ettie’s nose-
ettie: hey, why did you just touch my nose, fret?
fret: omfgz ettie, you are inauspicious! ahhhhh you are evilllllll evillllll evillllllll!!!!!!
ettie: i am so not evil fret, what are you talking about?
fret: the air you breathed out was released from your right nostril. those who release air from their right nostril are evil.
ettie: omfgz, you serious?
fret: yes, i release air from my left nostril, everyone else i know also release air from their left nostrils! whats wrong with you.. ahhh get away from me you evill evillll monster!
ettie: -tear tear-
fret: -runs away-
ettie: wait you never told me which nostril i should get pierced…
fret: your right nostril… because thats where you release your air from… because you are evil! ..an evil monster!!!!
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