Nosebating
to continuously press together on the frontal sinus, (part of nose) whilst having a blocked up nose. it tends to give a feeling of relaxation and ends in nose–j-c-l-t–n.
also known as:
nose w-nking
sinus pleasure
‘sh-t mate, where did you go’
‘sorry lad, just went for a cheeky nose bate, was brilliant!’
‘sorry i’m late, had to go nosebating’
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