perhaps an idea originally created for a beavis and b-tthead episode, but possibly used in the real world. in the episode, beavis and b-tthead get severe nosebleeds that they both keep on agitating and making worse, they see a tampon commercial and get the idea to stick tampons up their noses to absorb all the blood… and by doing so gave us all a laugh.
i feel like giving the nosebleed tampon idea a try next time it gets bad.
when the rest of your skin has reached the level of tan you normally have on your p-n-s’ shaft skin. i’m not wearing shorts in public until my legs are at least d-cktan.
- snuggle wuggle bunny
a term used by gentlemen to annoy their girlfriends and also to poorly and transparently distance themselves from the feelings they can’t come out and say directly . see “fluffy wuffy sugar m-ffin (fwsm)” (common in london, specifically isle of dogs . possibly related to the irish phrase ‘snuaidh uaigh bonnie’ which would have been […]
- casual leisure
casual leisure is an immediately, intrinsically rewarding, relatively short-lived, pleasurable core activity, requiring little or no special training to enjoy it. it is fundamentally hedonic, pursued for its significant level of pure enjoyment, or pleasure. the termed was coined by robert a. stebbins (1982) in a conceptual statement about serious leisure, which depicted its casual […]
contra-flo. when a man c-ms in a woman’s mouth and at the same time she throws up from d-ck deeped throat we had a great contra-flo moment during our last oral s-x encounter
- one fingered flesh saber
an extremely small p-n-s. the opposite of a two-handed c-nt cutless. he thrust his one fingered flesh saber into her beef pretzel and she didn’t even notice.