Noserope
a long, elastic strand of mucus that dangles from a sick child’s nostril when the child cries. this slimy yo-yo often gets sucked up into the nose when the child inhales between shrieks, only to reappear when the wailing continues. since it’s entertaining for adults to watch this, the child -ssumes your expression of delight is in response to their distress, which only increases the volume and intensity of the tantrum. it’s a viscious (and viscous) cycle which might end on a clock-tower with a high-powered rifle.
jeez, lady, wipe your kid’s noserope!
in surfer lingo: gooey combination booger/ salt water flood like nose drainage, often occurring at the most inopportune times such as when you are trying to tell the teacher there is a perfectly reasonable explanation you’re late for cl-ss.
i had em’ totally fooled til i dropped a noserope on his desk.
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