noseturbated
when you are about to sneeze or when your nose hurts, so you rub your nose vigorously
ex: me : tom is such a nice guy, but he had a zombieface during our entire date last night. angela: maybe he had to sneeze a lot.
me: maybe, but he could’ve used a kleenex or noseturbated if that was the case.
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