Xmasturbate


an xm-st-rb-t- is when someone m-st-rb-t-s during the festive period, preferably on christmas day itself. this is often challenging as christmas is spent with family
person 1 “what did you get up to over the holidays”
person 2 “i xm-st-rb-t-d like crazy, my grandma almost walked in on me!”

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