Nostalgiatard
an idiot who believes that anything from when he was 12 years old was better than now.
person #1: “so, what are your favorite movies?”
person #2: “anything from when i was 12 years old, because they are so much better than today’s movies!”
person #2: “man, you are such a nostalgiatard!”
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