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• i didn't know it was snack time.

  a phrase used usually to praise a friend on the way they look, similarly to saying that they look like a snack *olivia is wearing a body hugging dress and is looking hot asf* heidi: dayyummmmm liv, i didn’t know it was snack time. !!

• sausage print

  the printing of a p-n-s in a pair of pants. becky: “d-mn, did you see his huge sausage print? i would love to unwrap that!”

• faithful eruption

  the act of “blowing a load” in/on/beside the girl you haven’t seen in at least 6 months due to a long distance relationship after staying faithful to her for the duration. i hadn’t seen my girl in 8 months, but man … i gave her the best faithful eruption she’s ever had.

• trappmobile

  a vehicle used to distribute illegal drugs and or other illegalties person 1: ay yo u still bringing that loud pacc person 2: yea bro i’m in trappmobile omw!!

• derpologist

  noun. plural noun – derpologists 1. a person who practices derpology. a derpologist can be self-appointed or honorarily recognized as a professional after dealing with innumerable dense-vapid f-cktards. a derpologists’ talents are measured by their ability to avoid derps entirely. although seemingly impossible, even a strict limitation on derp-like activity is regarded as a near […]

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