Nostradamus-ing


saying something strange and usually choppy or vague in meaning, then using extremely stretched synonyms and possible controlled substances to apply it to a current topic.
nostradamus:”beasts ferocious from hunger will swim across rivers:
the greater one will cause it to be dragged in an iron cage
when the germany child will observe nothing.”

random crackhead: -falls out of chair- “dats fuggin hitlerr mann”

crack-head’s mom: “honey, the kid is nostradamus-ing again!”

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