Nostragasmus


the act of foreseeing oneself making a woman -rg-sm using only the tip of one’s nose, and then making it happen in reality, much like the predictions of a prophet.
dude 1: how did your date with sally go?
dude 2: that was a total nostragasmus night! i totally got her off with only my nose. just like i said would happen.
dude 1: that’s some prophetic, biblical sh-t.
dude 2: and then my staff parted her seas.

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