nostril-bating
nostril-bating . the act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foriegn object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal -rg-sm(s).
nostril-bating is the purest form of self gratification and should never be looked upon as gross and icky
nostrilbating: the act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foreign object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity, triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal -rg-sm(s).
nostrilbating is a safe and pleasurable form of self gratification, that can create a state of euphoria in the pract-tioner
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