Nostril Cream Pie
a nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a bl-wj-b when a guy pulls his d-ck out of a girls mouth just before he c-ms and jams it up to or in (depending on size of d-ck and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
dude, she was so p-ssed when i gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!
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