Nostrildamus
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into your partner’s mouth during oral s-x, followed by tickling her or him (hopefully her, or else you’re a gay) so much so that the -j-c-l-t- is expelled through the nostrils of the partner in much the same way that milk comes out of your nose when laughing.
i totally pulled a nostrildamus on christina sat-rday night!
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a c-ke head that can see into the future… and guess what he sees?
nostrildamus looks into the future and sees another line of c-ke.
a person making a very specific prediction – that something you do (such as telling a joke or performing physical comedy) will make your friend(s) spew beverage from their nostrils from laughing.
friend: lifts a beer bottle to his mouth.
you: rip one.
friend: becomes a beer fountain, from the nose.
you: “i knew that would happen. call me nostril-damus.”
a girl or guy with an extremely large nose.
she has a hot -ss, but is a definate “nostrildamus!”
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