Not a Cow
anything that is not a cow. it is sometimes used for tags when you can’t think of anything else to put in. also, it can be used for answering a question that you don’t know the answer to.
1. tags: carrot, pie, elf, lichen, omelette, not a cow
2. manager: “so, alex, what have you been working on?”
alex: ” uh…. not a cow?”
manager: “you’re fired.”
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